Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.