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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.