Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.