How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.