What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.