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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Coldplay Jokes More Coldplay Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.