What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.