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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.