What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.