What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.