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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.