One, or two? One, or two?
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
An optical Aleutian.