How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.