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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!