How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.