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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

Amish People Jokes More Amish People Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.