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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!