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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press