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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.