What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)