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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.