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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.