How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)