How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.