How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.