How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.