How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.