What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers