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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin