A virgin
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Because she died a virgin!
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
He didn't run, ewok-ed.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.