What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Scholar ships!