What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!