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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike