What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.