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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.