What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!