What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!