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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.