What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween