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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.