What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.