What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper