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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.