What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.