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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards