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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider