What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider