What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.