What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.