What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.