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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!