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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.