What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!