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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.