What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.