What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.