What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired