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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.