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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!