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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.