Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.