Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.