What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective