What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.