What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway