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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.