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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.