Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.