Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down