Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.