Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."