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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Ladder-hosen

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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They both work on crowded platforms.

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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.