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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Rohypnol

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Allah-bama

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Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.