How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.