1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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There is no dirt in the hole!
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
M.I.Tea
Spanish!
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Start shouting Jehovah.
