How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.