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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?