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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!