Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.