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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny