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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.