How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny