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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny