How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny