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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."