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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu