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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!