What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Don't look I'm changing!!

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Because Day tripped him.

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By Bony Express.

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It wasn't his fault.

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Long time, no see.

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Because he was driving under the influenza......

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I, Robotussin.

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