What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.