What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."