What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!