Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

School Principal Jokes More School Principal Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.