Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

School Principal Jokes More School Principal Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!