Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

School Principal Jokes More School Principal Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!