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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

School Principal Jokes More School Principal Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.