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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.