What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire