What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.