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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.