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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.