Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.