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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.