Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.