Museum Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.