When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
A moo-seum.
To get cultured
Garbage.
A bee flying backwards!
Because opposite poles attract
Because of his hex appeal.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
It's white and on his land.
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
I do.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Do not touch
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
A monster in a traffic jam.
Sir.
