How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.