How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.