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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.