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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.