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What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Wal Marts Jokes More Wal Marts Jokes

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.