Bench Jokes

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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