How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA