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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA