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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA