How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA