How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA