How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.