How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways