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How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly