How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)