How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.: