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How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

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