How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.