March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Awful Lot Jokes More Awful Lot Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.