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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.