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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"