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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.