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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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He can't get out of a bath.

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None, that's a hardware problem

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.