Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.