To the foobar.
They always worry about the worst case!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
None, that's a hardware problem
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Practicing
It might Pikachu.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
How much do you whey bro
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
They both fear the wurst
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Myrrhder
You get a frizzy signal!
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
