Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
To the foobar.
They always worry about the worst case!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
None, that's a hardware problem
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
Mourning wood
It died.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Lettuce pray
A Mississippi cup.
Because they drink to much coughee.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
25 to Life.
Not enough cement
They'll tell you in their novel.
He was told not to play with his food.