Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
They both have ornamental balls
They paint the town dead!
Pumpkin.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
All he wants is Just Ice
His daddy was really a mummy.