Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because he was on the nautilust.
Mash-scara!
Spoopify
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because he couldn't commit.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.