Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
New gloves for the cold days
He was knotty.
A ghoul Yule!
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because he couldn't commit.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)