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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Oct Jokes More Oct Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25