Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Oct Jokes More Oct Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.