What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.