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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!