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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!