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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.