How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.