What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.