What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.