What smells of cheese and is filled wit...

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?