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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.