What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.