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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.