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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.