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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.