What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.