What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Deja phew!

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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A lecture.

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Aurora boring Alice.