Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.