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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.