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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.