Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.