Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.