Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!