Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Leave Eye Jokes More Leave Eye Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.