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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.