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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.