Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Leave Eye Jokes More Leave Eye Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.