Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.