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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!