Leave Eye Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!