Alright.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
A maid man.
They have the right to bear arms
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
A sentrypede.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
He keeps missing his train
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Inception
It's his private eye.
Just between you and me, something smells down there.
