What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!