What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Leave Eye Jokes More Leave Eye Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.