What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!