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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Leave Eye Jokes More Leave Eye Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.