March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Previous Random Joke Next
Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Leave Eye Jokes More Leave Eye Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.