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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What do you call a person with Native American ancestry and alopecia?

Apache

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.