Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.