Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.