Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.