Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary