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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN