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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.