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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!