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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"