How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!