How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).