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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh