How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh