What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.