More than the capital of the UK.
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Because its capital is always Dublin.
Their capital is always Dublin.
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
Because the capital is always Dublin!
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Because it is the capital of England.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
Tim Hortons.
Student -"in Swiss Banks"..
He was sent to the udder side
A Hyundai.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
Brazil... They've got Brazillions
They deliver
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
One less drunk.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.