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Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

How are we?

Was the capital of Wodesia

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

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The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

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Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind