Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?